We have come to liberate you, stop screaming.

this is it, the end of the world... I think that you should go down.

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 10:54:26 GMT

                                                          *snowed in*

I
                              have                                                                                                                                                                        skittles

                           and                                                                   banoffee pie.

          I'm quite disapointed college is closed, had it been open I would have shovelled my way there.

Watched Hunter S Thompson and its kinda depressing.

why would you scream? I asked you so nicely...

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:10:10 GMT

New Dead In The Scene

....the one on the left please, he has smaller fists.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:10:12 GMT

I did not want to get out of bed.
It was so much more appealing than the snowy/icy balls waiting outside.
But I was a good little girl and did, when I cycled to work the moon was still out, big and fat.
It was quiet and I had amusing thoughts of zombies stumbling out of the woods to feast on my meals on wheels self.

One of the most unpleasent things I have done today is grittted a carpark my hands only just defrosted.
It was miserably cold but its ok I have the tastiest biscuits ever dreamed of and a whole pot of tea.

No sarah, I dont keep track of everything that goes in and out of me. Oh a burrito....oh a penis....

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:27:46 GMT

had a dream lastnight

guy in the house I was sharing had his face eaten by the girl/monster he brought back.

Someone I know was also housesharing with the unfortunate fellow, he was laughing about it and joking about not telling possible new people what had happened in the room.

It was a long and detailed dream, most of it I cant recall now, but I had to try and save other boys from her by pulling them instead.

She didnt like it and bit off my fingers.

... she would be much hotter if she had a cock.

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:37:22 GMT

Had a good laugh yesterday hanging out with a few of the best people.

Drank a lot of tea, drank a little fruli *nom* had some random pub conversations about -
which general household creams/foodstuffs would best for lube. (golden syrup a surprise contender but ruled out for fear of yeast infection)
megan fox being more fuckable if she were a dude.
wether the pub owner is fat enough to have to clean/use antifungal treatments between his fat folds.
and musings/rants about just how shit everthing is.

Yes these bastards are my friends.

I even had dfc and the white witch was there cleaning her fork for all she was worth.

...with knickers too small to even make a decent gag.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:13:44 GMT

Back home.

Day has been nice, It's cool to be back even for the arguements about which shops to go in and who's having the first go on the wii game.

When you are FUCKING DEAD, I'm buying some pretty red tap shoes.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:43:59 GMT

Ho ho ho

College finished yesterday.
Today I'm making more christmas cards/going to the pictures to see some ridiculousness.

Im home on Monday night.

not that one... bottom shelf for you.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:44:56 GMT

Am working on various college photo projects.
Some dead in the scene is coming up soon.

I went to a gig the other night, while she sleeps are really rather good.

I had a photo used here and here

Im currently tidying up/editing/packing/eating and making xmas cards. *has octopi arms*

Im quite looking forward to seeing all my favorite bastards at home.

but of course, this another lie from satan.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:10:46 GMT

I'm going to be quoting this fool for the next week.

My favorite part:

"god invented the game of sex, therefore he gets to make the rules."

hmmm, well ok god, but no ass to mouth.

Pancakes, Zombies, and officers of the law.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:07:50 GMT

Work, out for dinner, work, watched american sillyness/folk&ghost story take offs.

Ate pancakes.

Congratulations on qualifying for the GB9 tour, Goatface.

Hey santa, how did you get so fat, santa?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:26:48 GMT

I saw a child in a pushchair slap his dad/uncle in the face.
He was afraid of the fat suit and the beard I think.
Bit surreal going to the shop to get milk and there is santa scaring a small child in his pram.

Blueberry muffins taste like win, though at 70p each I might have to make some myself.

Blue is just a prettier colour.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:23:24 GMT

New dead in the scene

Im not afraid of you and your coffee breath 50s boxing fists

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:09:01 GMT

I slept for about twelve hours through.

Went to the bank to sort out that ridiculous charge.
It was angry day at the bank.
I saw a mid fortish man with all the calm articulate menace telling off a young bank employee.
I thought of the moment in the snake vs small rodent documentary right before the fangs and the strike.

The boy looked like he was going to cry as he turned around and went off to fetch the manager.

bitches love me 'coz they know that I can fuck.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:32:49 GMT

Today its studio demos, macro photography.

Tomrrow is a photoshoot which I think will be quite fun.

Im just starting my day, waking up with a cup of tea and listening to some fucked up noise.

Brain experiments?! Oh all right.... you are so cuuuuute and fluffy.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:08:35 GMT

Nightmare last night that I was being abducted by aliens/monsters, they melted in through the window.

Though when they grabbed me they were fluffy.

I woke up laughing.

The bank have written to tell me that while my money was in somebody elses account (bank cashier error) they thought about covering my rent payment, but decided not to. They tell me they are going to write to me again soon letting me know how much I will be charged for this service.

How funny!

My photo is on a local-based webzine

I will STICK YOU!

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:41:10 GMT

Today I got ID'd trying to buy superglue. I didnt know you had to be 21 to buy it,
So theorectically one could fight and die in a war, vote, star in a porn film and get intoxicated, but not be trusted with superglue.

That shit is just too dangerous.

If I were underage and wanted to huff glue I would just steal it.

...he was dying from a broken heart, and maybe from the cancer too...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:13:15 GMT

The weekend has been pretty cool. I had a day off I went and saw the men who stare at goats.
It was ridiculous bollocks and I laughed hard.

I also played with my camera and a maglite.

Dead In The Scene got published in Now or Never.

half naked girls and shots of jager isnt always a good time...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:51:39 GMT

True Blood
Vampires, shapeshifting dog boys, and an annoying gap-toothed virgin.
It is good though, some interesting characters.

Dexter 4
New dexter, I like it so far. Jenifer Carpenter does the best hysterical crying and John Lithgow plays creepy and disturbed very well.

Listening to a lot of NOISE like...
Loa Loa
As the sun sets

and some punkish stuff liike
the devotchkas
Bitch Alert
Bikini Kill

I have just finished a pretty cool book called Generation Loss (Elizabeth Hand)
It are good, go read it :)

Well, I dont know about that.... but I found that foreign lady quite aggressive.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:58:13 GMT

The conversations I overhear in the hotel lobby are at times amusing/a parody of well moneyed intolerance.

A lady wearing fur and pearls, holding a copy of the daily fail and spouting such gems. She glared at me when I laughed. *hides behind the check in desk* when she checked out she eyed me and enquired as to where I was from. I told her I was from London, because frankly its not her fucking business where my home town is. She actually asked me which hospital I was birthed in. What the fuck?!

She clearly thought as I laughed at her parodyness I must be one of those filthy foreigners who come, steal ALL the nice indigionous folks jobs and make the furniture sticky*.

This weekend Im taking photos of some pool playing helmets from my home town.
Making tasty food and working. I have started on the next photo project and I am enjoying it muchly.

*http://enemiesofreason.blogspot.com/2009/10/smelly-foreigners-are-coming.html

the joker in a skirt, wearing a masqurade mask, please.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:30:51 GMT

If you havent seen Dr Parnasus, you should, its fun. It reminds me a little of stardust or neverwhere with its fairytale-ness. Jude law sucks though, but thankfully hes not in much of it.

Oh but she's such a pretty little bastard.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:26:19 GMT

Urban Exploration Stuffs including the old ones you are sick of looking at, from that time when I broke myself.

You are just awesome. BURrrrrP

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:59:09 GMT

I went and saw suicide silence in Leeds at the rios. It was cool the place had a sticky floor and nice beer.

Fiiiiinished

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:24:02 GMT

Two parts dispair, one part blood and a dash of the pretty.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:37:51 GMT

Today I am finishing the modern city life project and starting on the next one.
I had some exiting ideas for as soon as I looked at the brief.
I have a few other little projects going on besides the college perscribed one, I might work them into it to save myself some labour.

Listening to bratty obnoxious punk and drinking tea, getting the will to go outside in the frankly uninviting weather.

Some mace, lube and a shovel please...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:26:45 GMT

Well I have spent all day in bed watching films and reading.
If you think you might like to watch Rear Window I will save you a couple hours, go and masterbate instead.

Its excruciating I should have given up when I fell asleep the first attempt to watch it.

I have started reading generation loss though which is pretty cool so far.

Im going to work til ten now though and plan to go on a photorun afterwards wish me images of human dispair and uglines.

Loves
xx